Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Birthers


After several hours of studying the website Birthers.org, I’ve come to the difficult conclusion that they are in fact correct. There is no way that Barak Hussein Obama could have been born in America! His mother likely gave birth to him in Kenya or Canada and then slipped him across the border as a knowingly willing complicit illegal alien baby. It’s clear that he doesn’t even have a birth certificate and if he does have one, it was forged by a sophisticated network of organized thugs. Besides, what true American mother would give her son such a Muslim African name?

On a more serious note, I think that most conspiracy theorists are paranoid and/or ignorant. As described in the DSM IV (psychology Bible), Paranoid Personality Disorder is one of the ten personality disorders commonly present in adult humans. People with this condition may have unwarranted and widespread suspicions that other people present a threat to their existence. Ignorance, as defined by yours truly, indicates a genuine lack of education and information making it impossible for one to make clear arguments based on logic and facts.

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